GOAT Cards

GOAT Cards https://cards.the-goat.studio Welcome to GOAT Cards by The GOAT Studio - The spiritual gift shop for the emotionally unstable, culturally confused, and fashionably pissed-off. 121551207 Winning at Aging - Birthday Greeting card WINNING AT AGING - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Congratulations, you’re winning at aging. So much winning, you’ll get tired of it. This outrageous birthday card takes political bravado and turns it into the only compliment that really matters: you survived another year. Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a reaction — whether it’s laughter, eye-rolls, or both. Send it to a friend who can handle the yuge truth about getting older. Because birthdays aren’t about being graceful — they’re about winning. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/winning-at-aging-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432666435/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed5f41139b.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432666432/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed5f4118cd.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432666438/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed5f410993.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432666429/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed5f410eaa.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432666426/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acc27ac543e4.png 121551207 new in stock 121551159 Colombian Kisses - Birthday Greeting card COLOMBIAN KISSES - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Happy Birthday — straight from the cartel of bad decisions. This parody birthday card is as bold and unapologetic as its inspiration. Equal parts outrageous and hilarious, it’s the perfect way to remind someone that birthdays aren’t about age — they’re about questionable choices and dangerous levels of sarcasm. Perfect for friends who can handle dark humor and laugh at the absurd. Send it when you want to give a birthday greeting that’s less “sweet wishes” and more “chaotic energy.” SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/colombian-kisses-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648282/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed38988826.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648264/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed389889f2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648267/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed3898842f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648276/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ed38988629.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648258/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acc269345244.png 121551159 new in stock 121551111 Korean-American Birthday Wishes - Birthday Greeting card KOREAN-AMERICAN BIRTHDAY WISHES - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION History will remember many great partnerships. Some changed the world. Others just brought cake. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/korean-american-birthday-wishes-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/7cda3fd0-6bf8-4b02-ad66-1c8152835286/greeting-card-5x7-front-6acc25731a5a6.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648078/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a781e8db08a.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648069/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a781e8d9e74.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648072/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a781e8da4ee.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432648066/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acc25879813a.png 121551111 new in stock 121538703 YOU'RE GETTING OLD, FAM - Birthday Greeting card YOU'RE GETTING OLD, FAM - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION You used to run the game. Now the game runs at 30 FPS — and your back hurts after loading. This birthday card is for the legends who grew up blowing into cartridges and now need reading glasses to beat level 1. “You getting old, fam.” is less of an insult, more of a public service announcement. Whether you’re gifting it to your best mate, your sibling, or that one friend who still talks about “back in the day” like it was a war — this card hits hard, and hits home. With a nostalgic gaming twist and a dose of brutal honesty, it’s the perfect combo of love, mockery, and mild emotional damage. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/youre-getting-old-fam-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/e7d5c3ab-198c-4f45-8b19-0048b00c35a4/greeting-card-5x7-front-6acad7058dcc6.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603264/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef3cc7dd79.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603255/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef3cc7cf2d.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603261/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef3cc7d405.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603267/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acad692266e3.png 121538703 new in stock 121538682 Wrinkles & Coffee - Birthday Greeting card WRINKLES & COFFEE - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION He used to chase dreams. Now he just needs caffeine and a nap. The perfect card for aging legends with joint pain and jokes to match. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/wrinkles-coffee-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/20b018a5-a5d3-475f-a911-8d67f914a11a/greeting-card-5x7-front-6acad6653c018.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603282/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef241a189b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603273/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef241a0f9d.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603276/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef241a12d5.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432603285/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acad6753a9c0.png 121538682 new in stock 121538610 Russian Roulette - Birthday Greeting card RUSSIAN ROULETTE - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Happy Birthday — welcome to the age of Russian roulette farts. This brutally honest birthday card delivers dark humor straight to the gut (literally). Perfect for that friend, colleague, or relative who’s reached the stage in life where every fart feels like a gamble. Equal parts offensive and hilarious, it’s the ultimate reminder that aging isn’t elegant - it’s unpredictable comedy at its best. Send it when you want to say “Happy Birthday” with just the right amount of fear and laughter. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/russian-roulette-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602991/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4ef47e980.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602994/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4ef47eb7c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602985/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4ef47e54a.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602988/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4ef47e785.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602997/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acad5134fc0b.png 121538610 new in stock 121538586 Plot Twist Fart's - Birthday Greeting card PLOT TWIST FART'S - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Congrats, you’re now at the age where every fart comes with a plot twist. This birthday card is unapologetically crude, sarcastic, and laugh-out-loud relatable. Perfect for that one friend (or uncle) who’s reached the age where even the smallest bodily function carries suspense. Equal parts offensive and hilarious, it’s the ultimate reminder that aging isn’t graceful — it’s chaotic comedy. Give it to someone who can handle the truth about birthdays, bowels, and plot twists nobody asked for. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/plot-twist-farts-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/d406fc91-34f2-49aa-8172-db83777733f2/greeting-card-5x7-front-6acad37f96cb0.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602976/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e5014e01c1.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602970/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e5014dfb75.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602973/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e5014dfd8e.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432602979/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6acad4f639ada.png 121538586 new in stock 121524324 Googling Symptoms - Birthday Greeting card GOOGLING SYMPTONS - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Another year, another weird pain. This card is for the birthday where cake is optional, but Googling symptoms is mandatory. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/googling-symptoms-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/b4ce9fd6-5d85-40f4-a5a2-0a9891df2d2c/greeting-card-5x7-front-6ac9850d5778e.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432551418/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eddbad433e.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432551412/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eddbad34b6.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432551421/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eddbad3986.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432551397/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6ac985c9c1e87.png 121524324 new in stock 121524150 Go Shawty - Birthday Greeting card GO SHAWTY - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Some birthday cards whisper. This one raps. For the friend who turns every celebration into a music video, shows up late but iced out, and still thinks 2003 was the cultural peak — this card brings the vibe. Gold chain? Check. Party hat? Obviously. Energy? Unmatched. Message? Timeless. Because nothing says “happy birthday” like quoting a song that’s older than some of your party guests. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" alt="Payment Options" height="35"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/go-shawty-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/2e89dda2-e368-4369-a0df-33cd0a3a0e11/greeting-card-5x7-front-6ac98275912a9.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432550944/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eeed002ddd.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432550938/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eeed001d67.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432550947/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eeed0022c2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/432551046/greeting-card-5x7-outside-6ac9841902a42.png 121524150 new in stock 118081911 El Caganer - Christmas Greeting card EL CAGANER - CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Peace, love, and a guy pooping behind baby Jesus. Celebrate Catalonia’s proudest Christmas tradition with a card that’s equal parts holy and hilarious. Classy? Not really. Unforgettable? Always. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/el-caganer-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420434868/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a978f7563b9.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420434865/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a978f75684a.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420434859/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a978f755abd.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420434856/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a978f755f45.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420434862/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a978f7554f3.png 118081911 new in stock 118075770 Christmas Spirit - Christmas Greeting card CHRISTMAS SPIRIT - CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION ‘Tis the season to be tipsy. Celebrate the only Christmas spirit that actually gets you through family dinners — 40% proof and full of joy. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/christmas-spirit-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420412161/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8cd636023f.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420412164/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8cd6360793.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420412158/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8cd635f7da.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420412155/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8cd635fd2f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420412167/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a8cd635f29e.png 118075770 new in stock 118075728 Christmas in Japan - Christmas Greeting card CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: In a city where nothing is quite what it seems, even Christmas can take a dramatic turn. Merry Christmas from Tokyo. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/christmas-in-japan-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411948/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8ca9edd25c.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411951/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8ca9edd43f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411957/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8ca9edce61.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411945/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8ca9edd060.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411954/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a8ca9edcb42.png 118075728 new in stock 118073988 The Three Wise Men - Christmas Greeting card THE THREE WISE MEN - CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Tired of boring Christmas cards with snowflakes, angels, and the usual “peace and joy” fluff? Enter: The Real Dogg, Jesus, and Santa Claus – live from the North Pole Cypher 2025. This card brings holy bars, festive beats, and unapologetic holiday swagger straight to your mailbox. Featuring a cartoon-style illustration of the ultimate Christmas trio dropping mic-worthy wisdom in front of a lit tree. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/the-three-wise-men-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411369/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b606bde2a.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411375/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b606be011.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411366/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b606bd9d4.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411363/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b606bdbc3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420411372/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a8b606bd63d.png 118073988 new in stock 118073736 Ugly Legend - Halloween Greeting card UGLY LEGEND - HALLOWEEN GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Know someone whose face could win a Freddy Krueger lookalike contest year-round? Someone so naturally terrifying they could moonlight as a haunted house prop? Yeah… this card is for them. This brutally honest Halloween greeting card is perfect for roasting your friends, siblings, coworkers – or that one person who thinks a costume is optional because nature already did the job. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/ugly-legend-halloween-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420404958/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b4ae1d998.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420404952/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b4ae1db61.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420404949/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b4ae1d5c9.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420404946/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a8b4ae1d7be.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420404955/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a8b4ae1d2ab.png 118073736 new in stock 118060242 Family Members from 1930s - Christmas Greeting card FAMILY MEMBERS FROM 1930S - CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟨 FEW IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Christmas is around the corner, and you know what that means: your time-traveling grandpa from the 1930s is back – and he's got opinions. If your holiday dinners include unsolicited war stories, outdated ideologies, and guests exchanging concerned glances, this card is for you. Perfect for friends and family who just know that one relative will ruin the festive mood before dessert. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/family-members-from-1930s-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420355050/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a78dff3cf19.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420355047/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a78dff3d34e.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420355053/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a78dff3c48c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420355044/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a78dff3c9e5.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420355056/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a78dff3beee.png 118060242 new in stock 118059801 THIS TIME IT’S HAPPENING. TOTALLY. – NEW YEAR GREETING CARD THIS TIME IT’S HAPPENING. TOTALLY. – NEW YEAR GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: New year, new you? Sure – just like 2023. And 2022. And that one time in 2021 when you bought a yoga mat and never unrolled it. This card is for all the legends who kick off january full of hope, ambition – and cheeseburgers. Because this year... It’s totally gonna work. Right? SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/this-time-its-happening-totally-new-year-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353397/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a785a4bb7f7.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353400/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a785a4bbc03.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353391/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a785a4bafb0.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353388/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a785a4bb3e2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353394/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a785a4baa85.png 118059801 new in stock 118059792 Drunken Legend - New Year Greeting card DRUNKEN LEGEND – NEW YEAR GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: We all have that friend. The one who disappears at 11:57 PM and wakes up in a completely different zip code. This card is for them. Hungover, missing a sock, and somehow still iconic. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/drunken-legend-new-year-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353346/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a7853ddf4ba.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353352/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a7853ddf8dc.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353349/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a7853ddec35.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353340/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a7853ddf080.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420353343/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a7853dde1a3.png 118059792 new in stock 118043667 Brother Teresa - Christmas Greeting card BROTHER TERESA – CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: "Brother Teresa" Christmas Card – Funny, Offensive & Weird Holiday Greeting Surprise your friends with the most irreverent Christmas card of the season. Featuring "Brother Teresa" in full festive glory, this card blends dark humor, religious remix and meme culture – perfect for those who love their holidays slightly unhinged. 🎄 Printed on premium cardstock – not for sensitive souls. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/brother-teresa-christmas-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420292065/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a636e7e1c27.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420292059/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a636e7e20c5.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420292062/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a636e7e1228.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420292056/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a636e7e176c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420292068/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a636e7e0bb6.png 118043667 new in stock 118043463 A COLD ONE ON THE OLD ONE - Birthday Greeting card MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION For when counting candles feels like solving a math problem. The ultimate card for age-related denial and chaos. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/a-cold-one-on-the-old-one-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420291102/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a632aaaf9c5.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420291105/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a632aaafc30.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420291096/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a632aaaf5a3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420291093/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a632aaaf7c0.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420291099/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a632aaaf269.png 118043463 new in stock 117977526 FOREVER MY RIDE OR DIE - Valentine's day card FOREVER MY RIDE OR DIE - VALENTINE'S DAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION The card for your partner in crime, the love of your life, and your favorite human disaster. You’re born alone, you’ll die alone — but in between, there’s that one person this card was made for. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/forever-my-ride-or-die-valentines-day-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027846/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d37266311.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027840/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d372665b9.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027837/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d37265d35.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027834/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d37266014.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027843/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0d37265856.png 117977526 new in stock 117977508 YOU + ME - Birthday Greeting card YOU + ME - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION For the friend who knows all your secrets, your phases, and your exes. Two badass grandmas, one iconic friendship — just like you two. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/you-me-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027783/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d300cc83d.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027780/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d300cca5a.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027774/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d300cc3e1.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027786/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0d300cc5f2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420027777/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0d300cc050.png 117977508 new in stock 117975783 Cheers, Queen - Mother's Day Greeting card CHEERS, QUEEN - MOTHER'S DAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Behind every functioning adult is a mom who’s been sipping since sunrise. This card is her glass-raised moment. Cheers, Queen. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/cheers-queen-mothers-day-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420013212/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c4cbb8575.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420013206/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c4cbb87ac.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420013203/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c4cbb80fa.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420013200/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c4cbb833b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420013209/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0c4cbb7db5.png 117975783 new in stock 117975711 Gentleman’s Dad - Father's Day Greeting card GENTLEMAN'S DAD - FATHER'S DAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Unsolicited advice? Check. Questionable parenting? Double check. This card is for the man who did his best—whether you needed it or not. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/gentlemans-dad-fathers-day-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420012495/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c3a61ea72.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420012501/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c3a61ec4f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420012492/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c3a61e647.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420012483/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c3a61e87b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420012504/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0c3a61e3ca.png 117975711 new in stock 117975606 Ma Queen - Mother's Day Greeting card MA QUEEN - MOTHER'S DAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION For the woman who ruled your childhood like a queen – and still expects tribute. Crown her properly this Mother’s Day. Long live the drama. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/ma-queen-mothers-day-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011985/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c26157a74.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011979/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c26158042.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011976/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c26156f62.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011973/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c26157537.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011982/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0c2615677b.png 117975606 new in stock 117975531 Long live the Dad - Father's Day Greeting card LONG LIVE THE DAD - FATHER'S DAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION It takes a king to raise a queen like you. This card is for the man who ruled the house with dad jokes and unconditional love. Crown him accordingly. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/long-live-the-dad-fathers-day-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011691/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c14fd752c.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011688/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c14fd775f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011682/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c14fd70bc.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011685/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0c14fd7303.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011694/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0c14fd6cae.png 117975531 new in stock 117975315 Fighting Siblings - Birthday Greeting card FIGHTING SIBLINGS - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Love. Loyalty. Occasional violence. Celebrate the only relationship where you'd take a bullet-and also throw the first punch. For siblings who get it. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/fighting-siblings-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011088/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0bed50471a.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011085/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0bed504c53.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011076/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0bed503bc7.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011073/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0bed5041c3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420011082/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0bed5035b2.png 117975315 new in stock 117974373 ¡Feliz Pascua! - Happy Easter Greeting card ¡FELIZ PASCUA! - HAPPY EASTER GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Easter hits different in Spain. Incense, chaos, costumes, and... spiritual confusion. Send your love the traditional way: dramatically and without explanation. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/feliz-pascua-happy-easter-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420006543/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0b1ce616b9.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420006540/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0b1ce618df.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420006534/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0b1ce6119c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420006537/greeting-card-5x7-front-69a0b1ce61466.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420006549/greeting-card-5x7-outside-69a0b1ce60ec3.png 117974373 new in stock 117959445 Late-Night Parties for Late-Night Feedings - Marriage Greeting card LATE-NIGHT PARTIES FOR LATE-NIGHT FEEDINGS - MARRIAGE GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: This hilariously honest wedding card is perfect for couples who just swapped shot glasses for baby bottles, late-night parties for late-night feedings, and who are about to discover that “forever” also means forever tired. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/late-night-parties-for-late-night-feedings-marriage-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937978/greeting-card-5x7-front-699fa02629a4d.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937975/greeting-card-5x7-front-699fa02629f05.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937972/greeting-card-5x7-front-699fa026290e5.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937969/greeting-card-5x7-front-699fa026295cc.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937981/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699fa02628b01.png 117959445 new in stock 117959382 Father. King. Legend. - Fathers Day / Birthday Greeting card FATHER. KING. LEGEND. - FATHERS DAY/BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟨 FEW IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION He ruled the house with a remote in one hand and zero emotional availability in the other. Celebrate your personal legend with this gloriously confident tribute. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/father-king-legend-fathers-day-or-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937669/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9ea6e1efa.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937675/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9ea6e23de.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937666/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9ea6e14b7.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937663/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9ea6e19ea.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419937672/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699f9ea6e0eac.png 117959382 new in stock 117958965 Didn't Care - Birthday Greeting card DIDN'T CARE - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟨 FEW IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Because remembering is easy. Giving a damn? Not so much. This card says it all—so you don’t have to pretend. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/didnt-care-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936982/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a3fad4a1.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936979/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a3fada53.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936973/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a3fac8be.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936976/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a3facec4.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936985/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699f9a3fac224.png 117958965 new in stock 117958962 BROTHER, WHAT'S THAT? - Birthday Greeting Card BROTHER, WHAT'S THAT? - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION For everyone hitting 30 and pretending they didn’t hear it. Because aging is scary — but ignoring it is hilarious. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/brother-whats-that-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936934/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a1d2ce5e.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936931/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a1d2d0cc.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936925/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a1d2c928.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936928/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f9a1d2cbcb.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419936937/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699f9a1d2c6b3.png 117958962 new in stock 117956472 Welcome to the Past, Grandpa - Birthday Greeting card WELCOME TO THE PAST, GRANDPA – BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Turning older is tough. Turning older and realizing 1980 is basically a historic event? That’s psychological warfare with frosting. This card is perfect for friends who say “I’m still young” – while Googling whether back pain can be “permanent.” SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/welcome-to-the-past-grandpa-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925447/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7c7a6b818.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925453/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7c7a6bd5b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925444/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7c7a6ad5f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925441/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7c7a6b2d3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925450/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699f7c7a6a65a.png 117956472 new in stock 117956361 DRIP LAST FOREVER - Birthday Greeting card DRIP LAST FOREVER - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Wrinkles? Maybe. Hangovers from two glasses of wine? Sure. But style? Untouchable. Eternal. Unbothered by time or metabolism. This card is for the legends who age like wine but dress like danger. Send it to your crew, your ex, or that one friend who’s still hotter than most 20-year-olds. Because trends fade — but drip is forever. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/drip-last-forever-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925030/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7add1425b.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925027/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7add1445f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925024/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7add13e7b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925036/greeting-card-5x7-front-699f7add14078.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419925033/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699f7add13b91.png 117956361 new in stock 117945564 Never Younger Again - Birthday Greeting card NEVER YOUNGER AGAIN - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION For that one friend still chasing shots and relevance. This card celebrates the moment you realize the DJ is younger than your hangover. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/never-younger-again-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419873412/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef0fb658b1.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419873418/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef0fb65ab0.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419873415/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef0fb654a4.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419873406/greeting-card-5x7-front-699ef0fb656a2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419873409/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699ef0fb65186.png 117945564 new in stock 117945369 Ancient Relic - Birthday Greeting card ANCIENT RELIC – BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Some turn into full-bodied charm. Others? Into something… fermented, ancient, and slightly cursed. This brutally honest birthday card is for that one friend who's been "aging gracefully" since 1993 – and now qualifies for archaeological study. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/ancient-relic-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419872821/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eed5b79c5c.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419872824/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eed5b7a0da.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419872812/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eed5b7929f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419872818/greeting-card-5x7-front-699eed5b797a8.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419872815/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699eed5b78bd4.png 117945369 new in stock 117944760 The Communist Greetings - Birthday Greeting card THE COMMUNIST GREETINGS - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Absolutely Communist certified. Zero colors. Zero laughter. Only a frigid Happy Birthday from the Motherland. This parody birthday card is as cold and joyless as a Soviet winter — and that’s exactly the point. Perfect for friends who appreciate brutal sarcasm, bleak humor, and the kind of birthday wishes that feel more like a government-issued directive than a celebration. Send it when you want to say “Happy Birthday” with maximum irony and minimum warmth. Because not every cake needs sprinkles — sometimes it just needs propaganda. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/the-communist-greetings-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419870784/greeting-card-5x7-front-699edbe61f610.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419870778/greeting-card-5x7-front-699edbe61f7f4.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419870775/greeting-card-5x7-front-699edbe61f21d.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419870772/greeting-card-5x7-front-699edbe61f420.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419870781/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699edbe61edd9.png 117944760 new in stock 117939411 Follow your dreams- Milestone Greeting card FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - MILESTONE GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships within 3 business days DESCRIPTION They know the way to disappointment. This card is for moments when ambition needs a pause. No inspiration. No false promises. Just a calm acknowledgment that dreams don’t always lead somewhere useful — and that’s fine. Perfect for birthdays, career moves, life changes, or anyone who’s been optimistic long enough to know better. WHY THIS CARD WORKS: • Because dreams don’t come with guarantees • Because realism is more helpful than motivation • Because not every path leads upward Give it to someone who understands that disappointment isn’t failure. It’s direction. PRODUCT DETAILS: • Premium 350 g/m² paperboard • High-quality toner-based print for deep, crisp colors • Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Weight: approx. 11–24 g • Comes with a matching envelope • Designed to last longer than your optimism SUITABLE FOR • Birthdays • Adult milestones • Career updates • Life transitions • Or People who tried ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/follow-your-dreams-milestone-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419847180/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4d6dd9a38.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419847183/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4d6dd9cd6.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419847186/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4d6dd949c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419847189/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4d6dd9770.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419847192/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699e4d6dd9087.png 117939411 new in stock 117937824 Love is blind - Wedding card LOVE IS BLIND - WEDDING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships within 3 business days DESCRIPTION Love is blind. Reality isn’t. This card is for moments when romance needs a reality check. No fairy tales. No exaggeration. Just a calm reminder that love is powerful — and still not enough to cancel facts. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, long relationships, or anyone who’s been in love long enough to notice the details. WHY THIS CARD WORKS: • Because love doesn’t erase reality • Because honesty lasts longer than romance • Because some truths are easier to accept when they’re printed Give it to someone who knows that love isn’t fragile. Expectations are. PRODUCT DETAILS: • Premium 350 g/m² paperboard • High-quality toner-based print for deep, crisp colors • Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Weight: approx. 11–24 g • Comes with a matching envelope • Designed to last longer than your optimism SUITABLE FOR • Weddings • Engagements • Bridal showers • Newlyweds surviving life together • Or people who tried to stay single ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/love-is-blind-wedding-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419844012/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4c12c8377.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419844015/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4c12c8596.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419844006/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4c12c7e29.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419844009/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e4c12c80da.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419844018/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699e4c12c7a3e.png 117937824 new in stock 117937536 YOU DID YOUR BEST. - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD YOU DID YOUR BEST. - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships within 3 business days DESCRIPTION You did your best. That was the problem. This card is for moments where encouragement would feel dishonest. No optimism. No sugarcoating. Just a quiet acknowledgment that effort doesn’t always help - and that’s okay. Perfect for birthdays, life updates, awkward milestones, or simply telling someone you see them. Completely. WHY THIS CARD WORKS: • Because trying harder isn’t always the solution • Because honesty is more comforting than motivation • Because some moments deserve less enthusiasm Give it to someone who understands that failure isn’t dramatic — it’s just accurate. PRODUCT DETAILS: • Premium 350 g/m² paperboard • High-quality toner-based print for deep, crisp colors • Size: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Weight: approx. 11–24 g • Comes with a matching envelope • Designed to last longer than your optimism SUITABLE FOR • Birthdays • Adult milestones • Career updates • Life transitions • Or People who tried ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/you-did-your-best-birthday-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419842941/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e47f7e5987.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419842938/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e47f7e5f3b.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419842944/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e47f7e486e.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419843340/greeting-card-5x7-front-699e47f7e53a0.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/419842947/greeting-card-5x7-outside-699e47f7e3ad7.png 117937536 new in stock 116950782 Will this notebook chance anything? - Spiral notebook WILL THIS NOTEBOOK CHANCE ANYTHING? - SPIRAL NOTEBOOK 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships Worldwide DESCRIPTION A notebook for the optimists, the planners, the “I swear I’ll get organized this time” crowd. Spoiler: probably nothing will change. But at least you can write it all down in style. Business plans, life goals, grocery lists, existential thoughts… it’s all equally futile. PERFECT FOR • Brainstorming your next big idea (that will probably never happen) • Doodling your frustrations away • Complaining, overthinking, or pretending to be productive • Writing down life goals, bucket lists, or grocery lists • Giving as a gift to friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys the illusion of control WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • Soft-touch hardcover: feels fancy while you question your life choices • Premium wire-o binding: durable, so it survives your chaos • 140 dotted pages: perfect for notes, sketches, or sarcastic journaling • Optimal size: US: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) | EU: 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm) • Page & cover weight: solid enough to handle pens, pencils, or rage doodles • Daily companion: because sometimes writing things down is the only illusion of control QUALITY & PRODUCTION • Covers with soft-touch coating, 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²) • Pages: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²) • Wire-o metal binding for durability This notebook isn’t magic. It won’t fix your life. It might, however, make the attempt look stylish. ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 24.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/chance-everything-or-not-spiral-notebook https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416289498/spiral-notebook-dotted-front-694fdc01115b2.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416289507/spiral-notebook-dotted-product-detail-2-694fdc0112a3c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416289501/spiral-notebook-dotted-product-detail-694fdc0112566.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416289504/spiral-notebook-dotted-front-694fdc01120ce.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416289495/spiral-notebook-dotted-back-694fdc0111c10.png 116950782 new in stock 116915766 Thug Life Puzzle – 90s Bronx Vibe - Jigsaw puzzle with tin THUG LIFE PUZZLE - JIGSAW PUZZLE WITH TIN 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships within 3 business days DESCRIPTION Piece together the streets of the 90s. This isn’t your grandma’s puzzle. Three dudes, sunglasses on, total 90s Bronx energy. Every piece is a reminder: the streets don’t wait, and neither should your puzzle-solving skills. Perfect for winding down, showing off your urban cred, or just proving you can finish something. WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • 90s Hip-Hop energy: Feels like the block, looks like a poster • Challenging & fun: Pick your level — from breezy to brain-bending with 6 size options • Great gift: Birthdays, holidays, or just because someone deserves a reality check • Decorative: Once complete, hang it on your wall or flex the tin box on your shelf • Glossy finish: Enhances colors and makes pieces easy to clean QUALITY & PRODUCTION • Pre-die-cut chipboard with non-edge pieces for a flawless fit • White metal tin box with finished image on the lid — stylish storage • Glossy finish enhances vibrancy and durability • Available in 2 sizes: 30 pcs (10″ × 8″) 500 pcs (21″ × 15.5″) Designed to last. Like the streets you’re remembering. SUITABLE FOR This puzzle isn’t just about putting pieces together. It’s about capturing the essence of the streets, the energy of the 90s, and doing it unapologetically. ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 39.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416166057/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin-white-_glossy_-21x15.5-_500-pcs_-front-694ab577da9bf.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416166060/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin-white-_glossy_-21x15.5-_500-pcs_-front-694ab577db0fc.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416166063/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin-white-_glossy_-21x15.5-_500-pcs_-product-details-694ab577db65c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416166054/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin-white-_glossy_-10x8-_30-pcs_-front-694ab577dbbb3.png 116915766 new in stock 116915109 Huge Wall Calendar (2026) - 12 MONTHS OF LOWER EXPECTATIONS THE ANTI-MOTIVATION CALENDAR 2026 🟩 IN STOCK | Ships Worldwide DESCRIPTION Keep track of important dates in 2026 with a calendar that doesn’t pretend life gets easier. Twelve months. Twelve brutally honest reminders that effort is optional, optimism is overrated, and next year probably won’t be different. Each month delivers one quiet, self-aware line — no fake cheer, no motivational fluff. Just minimal design, sharp typography, and perfectly timed disappointment. Hang it in your office, kitchen, bedroom, or anywhere hope still tries to survive. It won’t fix your life — but it will keep you realistic all year long. WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • One dry, anti-motivational quote per month • Clean minimal design that doesn’t beg for attention • High-quality artwork paired with each month • Perfect gift for people who hate motivational gifts • Works internationally — sarcasm needs no translation • Keeps your schedule on track without lying to you QUALITY & PRODUCTION • Size: 11″ × 17″ (27,9 × 43,2 cm) • 12-month calendar (January – December) • Paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire • Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) — substantial, premium feel • Minimal black & white / muted color design • Clean, readable typography • Designed to age well — unlike motivation No gimmicks. No clutter. No inspirational stock photos. Just honesty. ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 39.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/anti-motivation-wall-calendar-2026 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416163498/wall-calendar-_2026_-start-w-mon-11x17-front-694a9df5cbe38.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416163501/wall-calendar-_2026_-start-w-mon-11x17-front-694a9df5cc431.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416163489/wall-calendar-_2026_-start-w-mon-11x17-front-2-694a9df5cca23.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416163492/wall-calendar-_2026_-start-w-mon-11x17-front-694a9df5cb7e4.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/416163495/wall-calendar-_2026_-start-w-mon-11x17-front-694a9df5cb068.png 116915109 new in stock 115668618 FU*K YOU IN ROCHO - MagSafe® tough case for iPhone® 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days ✈️ FREE WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes SHIPPING • Standard delivery in US, UK & EU: 3–5 business days • Worldwide shipping: 3–14 days (exact time shown at checkout) • During drops & sales, delivery may take longer • You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way DESCRIPTION Built tougher than your last relationship: polycarbonate shell outside, shock-absorbing TPU inside. Survives drops, scratches, and life’s bad decisions — just not your ex’s texts. • Polycarbonate outer shell • Thermoplastic Polyurethane inner liner • Dual-layer protection • Precisely aligned port openings • MagSafe® compatible • Induction charging-compatible • Gloss finish INFO Important: Available only in US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia & New Zealand. Not available for shipping to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. 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Boxes SHIPPING • Standard delivery in US, UK & EU: 3–5 business days • Worldwide shipping: 3–14 days (exact time shown at checkout) • During drops & sales, delivery may take longer • You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way DESCRIPTION Built tougher than your last relationship: polycarbonate shell outside, shock-absorbing TPU inside. Survives drops, scratches, and life’s bad decisions — just not your ex’s texts. • Polycarbonate outer shell • Thermoplastic Polyurethane inner liner • Dual-layer protection • Precisely aligned port openings • MagSafe® compatible • Induction charging-compatible • Gloss finish INFO Important: Available only in US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia & New Zealand. Not available for shipping to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. Disclaimer: Keep away from high-alcohol liquids (designs may rub off) and direct sunlight (may cause yellowing). 32.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/lolita-magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412050273/magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone-glossy-iphone-17-pro-max-front-68ea8ffccda89.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412050279/magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone-glossy-iphone-16-pro-front-68b03d7d99155.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412050267/magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone-glossy-iphone-16-plus-front-68b03d7d99106.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412050276/magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone-glossy-iphone-17-air-front-68ea8ffccd728.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412050270/magsafe-tough-case-for-iphone-glossy-iphone-16-plus-front-68b03d7d990c3.png 115668537 new in stock 115011681 "BORN TO HUSTLE" CROSSBODY iPAD PREMIUM LEATHER BAG 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days ✈️ PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 FAST DELIVERY (ALMOST) 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • Crossbody Premium Leather Bags 7-30 Business Days Shipping (Handmade takes time. Perfection isn’t Prime™.) • No delivery to P.O. Boxes SHIPPING • Standard delivery in US, UK & EU: 14–30 business days • Worldwide shipping: within 30 days (exact time shown at checkout) • During drops & sales, delivery may take longer • You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way "BORN TO HUSTLE" CROSSBODY iPAD PREMIUM LEATHER BAG One bag, all hustle — big enough for your iPad, phone & wallet, built for travel, daily chaos and street flex, straight from the Bronx onto your shoulder. 👝 DESCRIPTION Why the Born to Hustle bag isn’t just a bag: • Luxury vibes, fake price tag. Premium faux leather that fools everyone. • Hardware darker than your ex’s soul. Elegance with attitude. • Sized for the hustle. 11" × 8" × 1.5" — fits your chaos and an iPad 11. • Zip-top closure. Because spills kill vibes. • Pockets, baby. For phone, keys, and questionable secrets. • Wear it your way. Crossbody, handheld, or strap-free. Born to hustle. Not born to blend in. <img src="http://anelka-baam.com/images/bag2.gif" widht="380" height="380" alt="Stars"> INFORMATION This product is only shipped to Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Canada, France, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Italy, Luxembourg, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, the United Kingdom, the Czech Republic, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Slovenia, Slovakia, Turkey, Iceland, Norway, Austria, Ireland, the USA, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Bulgaria, Greece, Malta, Monaco, San Marino, and Vatican City, 44.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/born-to-hustle-crossbody-bag https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/c99acf86-77a8-4497-9be1-590a0bc5bae2/all-over-print-crossbody-bag-black-front-68b02754afa5c.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/c4b3e197-6f5b-4e6b-8f77-21d9775a701d/all-over-print-crossbody-bag-black-back-68b02754b07aa.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/409827378/all-over-print-crossbody-bag-black-back-2-68b026d954625.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/409827369/all-over-print-crossbody-bag-black-product-details-68b026d954727.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/409827537/all-over-print-crossbody-bag-black-product-details-2-68b026d9540d2.png 115011681 new in stock 113984031 "Exploited" - Unisex organic cotton t-shirt 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-21 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> DESCRIPTION Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly. SPEAKING FACTS: • 100% organic ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) • Single jersey • Medium fit • Set-in sleeves • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems • Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck) NOTE The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up. INFORMATION Follow these care instructions carefully to take care of the sueded fabric: Machine-wash warm, inside out. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble-dry on a low setting. Iron on a medium setting. Do not iron the decoration. Do not dry clean. <a href="https://atelier.studiosugo.design/size-recommendations-washing-instructions">SIZE RECOMMENDATIONS & WASHING INSTRUCTIONS</a> Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 34.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/exploited-unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/406337349/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-black-front-685876cf6e94c.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/406337361/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-white-front-685876cf71f81.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/406337367/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-white-front-685876cf709b8.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/406337370/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-black-back-685876cf704a6.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/406337373/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-black-front-685876cf6f887.png 113984031 new in stock 113270145 Spicy Dinner - Dinner invitation card SPICY DINNER - DINNER INVITATION CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION Forget cutlery. Invite your friends to a dinner they'll never forget – featuring bold flavors, chaotic plating, and more finger action than a massage salon. This card is your spicy starter. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/spicy-dinner-invitation-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403925931/greeting-card-5x7-front-681a3dca72e6d.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403925925/greeting-card-5x7-front-681a3dca72ba1.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403925928/greeting-card-5x7-front-681a3dca729ca.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403925934/greeting-card-5x7-outside-681a3dca72d0f.png 113270145 new in stock 113240913 START'EM YOUNG - New Baby Greeting card START'EM YOUNG - NEW BABY GREETING CARD 🟩 IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days DESCRIPTION: Your sister had a baby? Congrats — it’s now your moral duty to protect him. From rainbows. From pronouns. From oat milk. From whatever else boomers fear this week. Start young. Teach tradition. Trust the culture. And if he’s hitting the shisha by 3 months, even better. Real masculinity doesn’t come from cartoons — it comes from a cloud of mint smoke and questionable parenting. SPEAKING FACTS: • Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard • Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors • Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) • Product weight: 11–24 g • Ships with a complimentary envelope • Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 5.00 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/start-em-young-greeting-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403829955/greeting-card-5x7-front-6817c03088499.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403829961/greeting-card-5x7-front-6817c030880ad.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/309fc231-4c1e-406f-b85b-e38af5001c18/greeting-card-5x7-front-6817c0001336f.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/403858839/greeting-card-5x7-front-6817c030883bf.png 113240913 new in stock 99064654 "MASK OFF" - WOMEN'S Ring-Spun Cotton Crop Hoodie 🟨 FEW IN STOCK | Delivery in 3 working days ✈️ WORLDWIDE PREMIUM SHIPPING 📦 EASY RETURNS WORLDWIDE 🔒 SAFE & SECURE CHECKOUT SHIPPING TIMES • EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping • Rest of the World 7-21 Business Days Shipping • No delivery to P.O. Boxes PAYMENT OPTIONS <img src="https://anelka-baam.com/images/payment-options-free.png" widht="350" height="35" alt="Payment Options"> DESCRIPTION They told you to smile, be soft, be nice — like a pretty little baby doll. But we say: Mask off. You weren’t made to perform. You weren’t born to please. Rip off the cute. Ditch the filter. Whatever’s underneath — that’s the real masterpiece. SPEAKING FACTS: • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton + 48% poly fleece – trauma-friendly texture • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² – heavy enough to carry your delusions • Cropped body & raw hem – because life’s already falling apart • Dropped shoulder cut – emotionally and sartorially • Dyed-to-match drawstrings – like your fake composure, it all looks “put together” INFORMATION Follow these care instructions carefully to take care of the sueded fabric: Machine-wash warm, inside out. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble-dry on a low setting. Iron on a medium setting. Do not iron the decoration. Do not dry clean. <a href="https://atelier.studiosugo.design/size-recommendations-washing-instructions">SIZE RECOMMENDATIONS & WASHING INSTRUCTIONS</a> Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. 54.90 EUR https://cards.the-goat.studio/product/mask-off-crop-hoodie https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/caa86f75-dbdd-415f-b58d-a9b5a900e113/womens-cropped-hoodie-black-front-645d3eb7203c4.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/360592327/womens-cropped-hoodie-black-front-645d3f9e0d12c.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/360592330/womens-cropped-hoodie-black-front-645d3f9e0d716.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/360648649/PB-Hoodie-maskoff-Motiv.jpg 99064654 new in stock